Happy New You: A 2012 Guide to Hypocrisy

Everything is always going to be a great and happy new year when anxious piss heads are waiting eagerly for their beloved countdown so they can raise a glass and sing that famous Burns poem. Well, the first couple of verses at the most. This is if they aren’t too busy wasting what’s left of their money, fighting each other or throwing up. Then a few days later when we have all settled down, the dreaded moment comes when it’s time to go back to work and the shite that was apparently over gets to start again until these false convictions of change and prosperity are brought out once more for the next year after being put away with all of the christmas decorations.

So what substantiates a new year? Why do we need it to make important, critical changes to our lives? What is it going to do to facilitate these changes in our attitudes and behaviour? Well the simple answers are that we don’t and it isn’t.

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Christmas

A few years ago, back when I was nineteen and working in a factory, I was told that once I hit 20 the years would start to speed up and before I know it I’ll be in my fifties looking back on my life and wondering where all of that time had gone. I didn’t really think much of these comments perhaps until christmas when I was 21. Then it dawned on me that the person who told me about this might have been right.

Christmases since then have been coming alarmingly fast, so I wonder sometimes what causes this phenomenon whether it’s a perception of time depending on age or it’s just the fact that when people get older they fail to appreciate christmas in the first place. I consider that I might be at fault in these two categories, seeing as though last christmas it feels like a few months ago. Continue reading